Monthly Archives: March 2009

Economic Climate Worse Than Canada’s Weather

It seems as though the weather forecast here in Canada is always prediction more doom (snow storms) and gloom (literally, gloom and low temperatures). The economic forecast on a global scale is even worse. So many companies are on the brink of collapse while many others have already teetered over the edge. Now, more than ever, people really need to understand how to mange their money. There are many money coaching services online such as maverick money makers fantastic coaching club.  These sorts of clubs have videos demonstrating how to manage wealth (if anyone has any anymore!) as well as learning how to overcome financial difficulties that they are presently facing.  It’s important to remember that even in a market like the one we’re in right now, there are occassional glimmers of hope and light.  These money making services try to highlight these areas by showcasing how to make money online.  In a time where every penny can make a difference, watch what you spend those pennies on.  Make sure that any coaching club that you enroll in is legitimate and has great references from the Better Business Bureau as well as from previous clients.  Sometimes the solution can be found online while sometimes you just need to cut back to the basics and learn to live with less.  Good luck all!

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Funny Online Ads — Green Lawnmower

This is the greenest lawn mower I’ve ever seen and will even give you quite the work out while using it!  Better than electric, it’s human powered.  Better than a push mower because it uses more muscles.  That’s right, a one of a kind, unicycle lawn mower.  I love how you can get training wheels to make your kids do it or ride it off a bike ramp to trim the trees.  The seller is very motivated and creative!  You’ll have all your eco-friends drooling with envy.  They’ll drool so much you won’t even need to water the lawn!  lol

Unicycle Lawnmower


Date: 2008-07-17, 2:40PM EDT

Looking for a more out of the box way to excersize. Be the coolest guy on your street cutting the lawn with this bad boy. you can save gas and get those rock hard abs you always wanted. This bike will cut your grass to emaculate conditions. It comes stock with this excentric two tone seat. The rust on the mower gives it an antique look that will have the cat lady next door going wild for your loins. For Ten extra dollars i can throw in a basket and headlight. Is your kid bouncing off the walls, ile even throw in some training wheels so you can put that bastard to work. This model is a three speed so you can really tear it up. Do your neighbor kids have an annoying bike ramp in the streets all the time. well snag that sucker and set it up infront of your trees, this bad mother will easily catch 6-7 feet of air allowing you to trim those troubling branches, as well as demolishing the ramp into oblivion so those damn kids wont be gathering infront of your house to practice for the x games. Comes with your choice of 12/40 oz beer holder that doubles as an ash tray.

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Funny Online Ads — Short Pants

Oh, I have really known some girls in my time that could have used some pants like these.  Is this like a chastity belt for your dog??  I’ve been thinking about prostituting my new puppy.  Oh, I mean offering stud service to responsible pet owners who would need to be thoroughly checked out before hand.  These little pants would sure put a stop to that!  The whole idea has me sort of weirded out.  Although my puppy clearly wants to get his groove on.  Or at least he wanted to last night with my fuzzy blanket I was sitting with on the couch…ewwwww!  He used to be so cute. lol  I guess that just shows you — all guys think about the same thing, regardless of species they’re all dogs!  (jk)

Pants for the female Dog in Heat!











Price $30

Description NO more mess.
Custom Made. Fit well!!! Not easily removed by your dog.
Come in a variety of colours
To Measure See Picture 3 Pants (A)(B)(C)(D) any questions please ask
Belts also available for the male dog
2@ 30.00 22 inches and under. Larger also available
Price includes Mailing
Pay by paypal, money transfer or Thanks Lynda 
Outside Calgary Area (Where is this?)
Ad Id: 8308580 This item is new.

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Category  >  Pets >  Dogs
Date Posted February 23, 2009
Date Renewed March 26, 2009
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Franchises in a New Green World

The world is thankfully getting a little green-er everyday.  As consumers, we need to remember that our buying power brings substantial privileges with it.  As a green consumer, I demand green products with recycled content, use of organics, less packaging, less chemicals, alternative energy sources, local products, etc. If franchises want my business and the business of people like me, they have to keep up with the times.  I will not buy coffee from anywhere that serves it in a styrofoam cup.  I always bring my own mug wherever I go.  I will not allow things I buy to be put in plastic bags.  Again, I bring my own reuseable bags with me.  Companies need to have a green initiatives section on their website and information available in the store to keep customers informed as to what they’re doing to improve and change the way that business is done.  Everything boils down to the all mighty dollar in the end.  If green is profitable, companies will change their ways.  We cannot allow them to continue to do business in old patterns that pollute our bodies, minds and earth.  Ensure that your money is going to stores that are going green!

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Throw Away Old Furniture or Make It Over?

There comes a time in every piece of furniture’s life when the decision must be made whether to throw it away or to try to make over what you have.  It’s amazing what can be done by refinishing or repainting a wooden piece.  An even easier and more significant make-over can be achieved with re-upholstering furniture.  Even an amateur can re-upholster something easy like a dining room chair seat cushion.  You just unscrew the seat from the wooden frame.  Cut your fabric so that there is about a 3″ – 4″ overlap, depending on the thickness of the seat cushion.  Lay the fabric on the floor with the good side on the bottom.  Place the cushion on the fabric, ensuring that it is centered in the middle of the fabric if there is a pattern.  Fold it onto the chair in the middle of each side and secure in place with a pneumatic stapler.  Continue this on all four sides, pulling tautly as you go.  Once you have a staple in place in all four middles, continue stapling the fabric in place on all four sides leaving only the corners.  The corners can be easily stapled down once they have been folded in a similar matter to how a present’s ends are wrapped.  Turn it over when the fabric has been secured and look at how great it looks now!  Reattach it with the screws removed earlier and voila, a new chair!

The trickiest part of this process is having the right tools.  Stanley Bostitch has an incredible line of pneumatic Nailers and staplers that can be used throughout the home to re-make furniture and on various DIY projects.  These are the same tools that the professional use in industrial situations, so you know that the tool won’t need to be replaced.  A good way to keep items out of landfills is to buy a quality item one time.  This makes sure that you don’t buy many cheaper, less effective products over and over.  It saves the environment and your wallet as well!

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Funny Online Ads: Upcycled Rug

Online ads contain some of the weirdest things that you would ever (or could never) imagine.  Looking to get back at your ex?  Why not make a rug out of his t-shirts and treat it badly.  That’ll show him!  And it also makes for great upcycled living as well.  First, you don’t kill an actual human being which, come to think of it, might be good for the planet but very bad for you if you end up in jail.  Second, you re-use the t-shirts that would ordinarily be cut up or burned and thrown away.  It’s best to prevent unneccessary waste accumulation.  Third, you get something useful out of what would normally be trash.  This idea is good all around — perhaps we should do this with more of our ex’s belongings that get left behind…

Awesome handstitched rug made from ex’s fave shirts.


Date: 2008-03-04, 5:20AM CST

Allright folks…I have this lovely, amazing rug made hade out of my evil ex-fiance’s favorite shirts! My idea was this…I would cut them up and sew them together in order to make a mat to place under my cat’s litter box. Seemed pretty deserving, right? But then I thought…when my ex left me for a 19 year old hussy, really he ditched Tony Montana (my awesome cat) as well, and Tony shouldn’t have to walk on the ex’s shirt day in and day out (even if it is only to do his kitty “business”).

SO! I am offering you all a piece of history. This rug was made from 3 of my ex’s most prized shirts, including an old school Beastie Boys shirt he got at a concert years ago. It really is something, and I spent a lot of time making it, so I don’t want it to go to waste.

What do I want in return? Well, I’m pretty broke. Our breakup left me essentially pennyless, but whatever. I’m willing to accept anything in return (extra points if YOU have a tshirt rug made from your evil ex’s shirt that you would like to trade). Here’s the catch though…you have to promise to abuse this rug. I mean straight up abuse it. Make it a front door mat so everyone can wipe their feet on it. Put it under your cat’s litter box. Hang it on the wall and throw offensive things at it…I don’t care. But if you could send me a photo of the rug once you’ve had your filthy way with it, I would be much obliged :D

This is a small photo of the rug in question. It is quite large, and if you want, I have a couple more shirts of his that I would gladly attatch to this rug, making it much larger. If you would like a better photo, please just ask, and I will send one your way. But please, serious offers only. This is a work of art, and I am quite proud of it.

If you have any questions, please feel free to ask.

  • Location: Austin
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Funny Online Ads: Pet Adoption

The economy is really effecting all aspects of life.  People are losing their jobs, their homes, their cars and are even forced to give up their pets in some cases.  Have a heart and take some of these homeless pets in.  Someone has to look out for the smallest creatures when there’s a recession.  Little Scoochie wouldn’t make it at the pound.  He’d probably be one of the unlucky ones to be put to sleep.  Not everyone wants a pet like him, it would take a very special home indeed.  For one, you have to be a Jerry Springer lover…  Scoochie is a weird name — I guess it’s because he scooches across the floor.  It’d be nice to have him sleeping in bed with you at night, right?  Ewwwwwww.

Originally Posted: Mon, 13 Oct 02:15 CDT

Pet roach – Scoochie


Date: 2008-10-13, 2:15AM CDT

I am having to part with my pet roach, as I am no longer able to afford to feed him. With the way the economy is going, I am forced to do this. It hurts to let him go, as I have been with him since he was just a larvae. He loves sitting in your hand and watching Jerry Springer, and will sometimes crawl up your pants at night to keep warm. Items included will be his 2 story deluxe shoebox highrise, custom yarn leash, and miniature food and water bowls along with a 6 pack of Coors light, his favorite beer. I will need to interview the prospective caretakers to find the right fit, and a small adoption fee may apply (he is up to date on his shots, and has recently been wormed). Please, help me find Scoochie a forever home!!

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Funny Online Classifieds — Peeping Tom!

I’m not sure if it’s Dennis Rodman or maybe one of the Muppets from Sesame Street.  Either way, I wouldn’t want this peeping, shitting tom around my house!  lol

I NEED INFO ON THIS PEEPING TOM!!! BEWARE!!


Date: 2008-12-04, 10:05AM PST

I NEED HELP IDENTIFYING AND APREHENDING THIS MAN I HAVE CHASED HIM OFF MY PROPERTY 3 TIMES IN THE LAST WEEK HE WAS TAKING A SHIT IN MY BUSHES ONCE AND ALSO SAW MY WIFE IN HER UNDERPANTS IF YOU HAVE ANY INFO PLEASE CONTACT ME AT ONCE THANKS

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Green Hotels

Where I live here in Canada, there was a huge blizzard on Saturday night. It’s the middle spring and there’s over a foot of snow falling with more to come. It was, coincidentally, the same day we got a new puppy. So much for long walks in the park for our little pooch. It leads me to search the internet, reading sites like TMZ, etc. to see the beautiful boutique hotels that the stars are staying at.

Many of the higher end hotels, and even many of the middle price range ones are implementing green policies as a travel incentive to eco-conscious travellers.  Hotels, in particular, use a huge amount of water, electricity and resources that can easily be cut back on.  Some are going “light green” by getting more efficient front load washers and dryers that have energy star ratings.  Some are going “moss green” by implementing a chemical free cleaning policy to all their room cleaners.  There are many eco-friendly cleaners on the market at comparable prices to more traditional cleaners that work just as well.  Even better, you can easily make your own cleaners for pennies on the dollar of more traditional cleaners.  Some hotels are going “forest green” by upcycling containers such as wine casks or even decomissioned jumbo jets for the basis of their hotels.  The point is that travellers now have many choices when choosing accomodations.  The more consumers make green choices, the more lucrative green policies will be for all types of businesses.  So when you choose a hotel to stay at, choose wisely, the earth may depend on it!

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Cutting Back on Your Bills — Cell Phone Deals

The new financial realities of the recession are setting in and people are beginning to realize that cutting back is a necessity. Some bills are easier to cut back on than others. Cell phones are definitely one of the areas where deals can definitely be had. Sprint phones, for instance, can often be got for free if you sign up for a new contract.  You can even get special deals on your monthly rates if you shop around.  Some bills can’t really be cut back on such as property tax or tuition so bills that can be lowered really need to become a focus.  It’s amazing how much money can be saved for some things if you take the time to look into what different companies offer.  The internet can be a great resource for this research because you can get all the facts without leaving the house (and spending more money on gas!).  Make sure you include some time looking at better deals when you’re surfing the web.

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