Monthly Archives: March 2009

This craigslist ad seems totally legit until you check out the email address.  What the hell?  The rest of the post is understandable and sincere sounding.  I hope that they get a new email address if they’re serious about this!  haha

Lesbian couple seek sperm donor. – w4m – 23 (Edmonton)

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Date: 2009-03-18, 9:34PM MDT

Lesbian couple seek serious sperm donor. We are in our 20′s. Both loyal and loving people wanting to start our family. We are financially secure and are able to give this child a very caring and loving home. Please reply if this seems like something your interested in. Or e-mail the_bytch_you_like@hotmail.com

• Location: Edmonton

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There’s a whole lot of really kinky people out there.  Waaay more than I would have ever thought.  So many couples are looking for a third to join them in the bedroom that it becomes a common-place, no longer funny ad.  However, this one really caught my attention.  Check it out!  I like that he’s looking for ANOTHER hot girl like his first girl is so completely gorgeous that she has to be the same kind of calibre woman.  I wish I had this guy’s address.  I know I’ve got a blow up sheep around here somewhere.  It’s pretty cute looking!  Hey, don’t judge people!!!

couple looking for another hot girl – mw4w

Date: 2009-01-06, 11:57PM AKST

come join us and make it a threesome

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Okay, I’ve always secretly wanted one of these as a Mom.  I remember when my older boys were small, I’d sometimes put them in their bike helmets and pads when they got really hyper…until the day my Mom unexpectedly came to visit and my kids were literally bouncing off the walls and decked out in fully body gear just in case!  Sometimes kids are just having one of those kinds of days.  Maybe they didn’t sleep enough, maybe it’s really close to Christmas or their birthdays or maybe they just got back from a sleep over at their grandparent’s and they’re pumped with sugar.  Anyways, $15 sounds like a heckuva deal.  You could really take some pics of your kid that are totally hysterical looking too.  I might just have to go and pick this up!!!

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Price	$15
Description	Brand new. Designed to cushion the everyday bumps.  South East (Where is this?)
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Phone	403-***-****
Email	Click Here
Category  >  Children’s >  Baby Needs
Date Posted	March 20, 2009
Date Expiry	April 19, 2009
Status	NOT SOLD

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It seems like life is just passing me by lately. Work, kids and routine are really starting to bog me down. What I really need is a vacation! I’d really love to have a Luxury Vacation and Holiday Custon Packages to Greece and the Greek Islands.  I’ve always wanted to travel to Greece and if you’re going to do it, you might as well do it right!  There’s a new package called Greek Dream & Private Yacht.  It sounds like just the break I need right now — 12 nights all together with 2 nights being spent in Athens, 3 nights spent in Mykonos, 3 nights spent in Santorini and finally, another 4 nights on a Greek Island cruise on a private 50 feet catamaran.  If this doesn’t sound appealing to you, there’s a whole range of Greek Island vacations packages that are available.  What could be better than a 100% custom and private vacation package tailored to suit your neeeds?  Sounds like a dream come true!

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Okay, I never considered a guinea pig to be a real pet before. I always thought it was something akin to having a stuffed teddy bear sitting on the floor or something. I mean, do they even do anything??? You don’t have to take it for walks or teach it to do tricks. You can’t potty train it and it’ll never learn to speak. Do they like to cuddle? Do they like anything at all? Why the heck would anyone over the age of 10 want one of these things.

Who knew that you could make a “career” out of becoming a guinea pig companion? Sounds like an easy way to make some quick cash. The owner probably wouldn’t even notice if you replaced the real guinea pig with some big lint ball or something in the cage. Check out this funny ad looking for a baby sitter:

Guinea pigsitting

Date: 2008-12-15, 6:16PM PST

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Many people surf the web while they’re at work.  Checking personal emails, going on face-book, online shopping and the like are all frowned upon on the job.  Sometimes a person’s surfing can actually lead to a hostile work environment when they’re not just looking for great deals online or seeing what they’re friends are up to this weekend.  Porn in the workplace is often commonplace, depending upon the office you are working in but is at all times an extremely unprofessional thing to be engaged in at work.  There are software devices aimed strictly at finding and eliminating pornographic images from the workplace without anyone being “exposed” to what kind of kink the worker is induldging in.  This particular device is called the SurfRecon ERT (Emergency Response Tool).  It always IT workers to check a suspect’s computer for porn without having to see what exactly it is.  Sometimes companies can undergo litigation because of images found on their employee’s computers and for forcing others to view it in the process of removing it.  It’s things like this that make me glad that I work for a small company.

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One of the finishing touches that can really make or break a design space is the window coverings.  The valance I’ve shown to the left is the perfect dressing to the window of a little girl’s room or even a baby girl’s nursery.  The soft feminine touches of pink and toille add to the room’s overall decor instead of being overly distracting or over powering.  This custom valance shows that the room has been properly finished with the love and attention that was put into other details of the bedroom such as the bed itself, the moldings, the floor coverings and the wall color. Custom curtains don’t have to be a budget breaker.  It’s important to shop around for not only the best price but also the best quality product that is not going to have to be replaced frequently.  Sometimes the most environmentally friendly design choices involve buying a good quality product that will last much longer than it’s cheaper competitors.  This company, prioritywindows.com, does exactly that.  It combines great quality, selection, pricing and customer service with their wide selection of custom window coverings.  They even have a wide selection of bed linens, table linens and fabric available by the yard so that you can co-ordinate your design choices easily. This is a sponsored post with 100% real opinions.

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I’ll readily admit that I’ve been a smoker.  It’s been about 3 1/2 years now since I quit.  My whole family smokes, unfortunately and that is one of our major issues right now.  My daughter has been diagnosed with asthma so we are no longer able to go to my own mother’s house because she smokes inside.  Our daughter, almost 3, absolutely cannot be around cigarette smoke.  She’s not even supposed to be around people that smoke because of the dangers of third hand smoke lingering on their hair, clothing and skin.  Sigh, I guess Easter will be at our house this year.  I wish my family would at least attempt quitting smoking, if not for their own health then for my daughter’s health.  She’s been hospitalized twice in the last six months with attacks.

One of the newest devices to help people quit is the electric cigarette.  It works by having the same shape and taste as a cigarette without having any toxic chemicals or flammability issues.  I’ve seen lots of reports on the news lately suggesting that this isn’t 100% safe but my arguement is that smoking is none to be 100% linked to all kinds of diseases in both the smoker and the people around them.  Anything that helps to ease the smoker into being a non-smoker is a great device and a great invention.  I might buy some of these and just leave them laying around my Mom’s house along with pictures of diseased lungs.

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I found this Craigs list ad that has really got me thinking.  It actually made me take out my thinking touque and put it on.  If you don’t know what a touque is, don’t worry.  We’ll show you what they are when we invade your country — lol.

A plea for help to my Canadian bretheren

Date: 2008-09-08, 3:21PM PDT

I am honestly making this request from the bottom of my heart. Some of us down here in the States need your help. We want you to invade the United States. We have nut jobs in this country and they are actually getting elected to office.

Now I know what you are thinking: “But you hosers have made your own mess down there, we don’t want anything to do with you.” And you’re right, but we do have a few things to offer you, here are eight reasons why you should invade:

1. Hockey. I know, you’re wondering how the US can give Canada Hockey? But the majority of the NHL teams are in the US and let’s be honest, we don’t exactly treat them the way they deserve to be treated, they are considered second class sports by most Americans. Ask the average American who won the Stanley cup and they will stare at you blankly. You can have all our hockey teams and give those boys the love they deserve, besides all the players are already Canadian.

2. Unlimited Expansion of Tim Horton’s. Look, if you haven’t noticed we Americans have a weight problem, we’re fat. I’m eating a hotdog, drinking a milkshake and injecting my veins with butter as I write this. We all know that Timmy’s coffee and Donuts are far better than our beloved Dunkin’ Donuts down here so Timmy’s will have no problem finding customers.

3. Billions of Health care dollars. We pay more per capita for healthcare than you do, but over 50 million of us do not even have insurance. Do you know what that means? You can take over the private health care industry and combine it with your national health care system and you will have billions of dollars left over. All you need is to consolidate the mess we call private health insurance here and you will be swimming in cash, just like the private insurance companies are.

4. Republican Daughters. Just look at our Republican daughters. The Bush girls have been getting drunk every chance they get since they were teenagers. We know Palin’s daughter has no problem with pre-marital sex. John McCain’s wife was willing to have an affair with him while he was still married. These women are the best of both worlds, lady’s in public and freaks behind closed doors. You can bring these girls to meet mom then take them home for a wild ride.

5. The White Spot Restaurant. If you saw the diversity, or lack thereof, at the Republican convention then you would know that an eatery named “The White Spot” would be wildly popular here in the US.

6. Guns. I know Canada has some tight regulations regarding guns, but we have none of that here. You can shoot someone in the face and suffer no consequences, just ask our current Vice President. So for those of you who like to shoot things, come on down.

7. Comedy. We have this hilarious station down here that is all comedy, all the time. No, not Comedy Central, it’s called Fox News and it is hilarious. They pretend to be fair and balanced when they are really anything but, it really is funny.

8. Canadian Bacon. Once again our fatness is our weakness. Just cut it into the shape of a gun or a naked woman and we will never stop eating, your bacon industry will explode.

So there you go, eight reasons why you need to cross the border and invade us. Please help us. You will find about half of the country will welcome you with open arms. Thanks to our invasion of Iraq there should be no problem with one country invading another sovereign country, Russia has already exercised this new option.

I have my Canadian flag ready!

• Location: Due South

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