Well, if you have ever wondered what shepherds do to kill time, here is the answer.  You get a viral video of "Extreme sheep LED art".  It must have been a lot of work for them, so I hope that it makes you smile!

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Carrie Fisher did quick speech at a roast for George Lucas and totally stole the show. This is one of the best roast speeches that I have seen and I must admit that I really didn't see it coming from her. She steals the show.

I've got two kids -- one's 14 and the other is 3.  Unfortunately (for me at least), I'm currently teaching them both how to drive.  Our oldest got his license last summer but is only really starting to get behind the wheel right now.  It's scary as heck -- for both of us as well as other drivers, pedestrians, trees, etc.  We just gave our 3 year old a Power Wheels Barbie Jeep for her birthday so we're having to teach her how to drive as well.  So far she's only ran over the dog once, so that's good news!  I'm wondering how high our insurance bills are going to go now that they're both "behind the wheel".

I should do a poll of the top 10 auto insurance companies to see who will give me the lowest quote! lol  We're going to need some serious coverage for the power wheels as well as for our car.  And maybe some more anti-anxiety medications for Mom too!

I've heard of some pretty funny/weird "how we met" stories but this one really takes the cake.  And it takes it really fast too!  I can't imagine that this guy will find this girl that he "bumped into" but perhaps if people keep spreading the word she'll hear about it.  It sure would make a great story to tell their grandkids one day.

The first sentence of the ad alone makes you stop and think WTF?  Streaking?  That's right the guy was completely nude except his new shoes (which I'm sure aren't the only thing she noticed) and he's looking for the girl who tripped him.  Maybe he can spend his $100 on taking her for dinner...

The Streaker Tripper - m4w

Date: 2009-03-01, 3:26AM EST

PostingID: 1055162350

Times are tough in the current economy and people really need to work at finding jobs.  I think this guy here has a great idea.  He tricked me into looking at his ad by advertising an Ass Kicking Machine!  The machine itself is glorious and shows off his impressive skills.  Plus, if you don't give him a job, he's got a machine to take care of you!!!!  Absolutely hysterical and ingenious.  This guy definitely deserves some credit.  I like the fine use of shoes too as everyone knows I'm a self-confessed shoe addict.  This machine could even be environmentally friendly if it's made with repurposed shoes and sustainably harvested local wood.  lol  I'm not sure if he's looking for compensation for himself with remodelling at $20 - $25 an hour or if that's what he wants to pay the perfect person to do the job that any ass could do...

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Date: 2007-08-28, 2:34PM PDT

I am looking for candidates to try out my new invention for a carnival. I need people with a good strong butt. Duties involve sustained blows to the rear by different brands of shoes attached to a rotating ferris wheel device. This job is not for people that have hemmroids or any other ailments of that nature. Must be able to pass background, have a clean/ perfect DMV and pass a drug test from hair samples. Basically im like any other company I want that perfect person for a job that any ass can do. Oh and If you need any remodeling done I have 10+ years experience and my own tools.

Mike Stamps
San Clemente, Ca
850 529-0478
or mikelstamps@yahoo.com

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In some of the cleanest graffiti I've ever seen, Green Works by Clorox sponsored this reverse graffiti process.  It combines guerilla style street art, graffiti and environmental awareness by cleaning off layers of dirt from filthy walls to reveal a beautiful look at what could be there instead of dirt, grime and urban sprawl.

Each blade of grass is painstakingly clean off to reveal an incredible outdoor scene full of flowers, trees, hills and a really clean Green Works logo.  Green Works is the line of Clorox that uses natural cleansers instead of their traditional bleach laden chemical cleaners.  I can attest to the fact that these cleaners work as good as, maybe even better than, they're older counter parts.  I've always been allergic to bleach but have had no problem at all working with the Green works product line.

This project of the Reverse Graffitti Team in particular is a 140 foot mural in San Francisco's Broadway tunnel.  The team is lead by artist Paul Curtis who has done similar reverse graffiti green art projects in the past.  This is definitely something I'd love to see more of!

Okay, this is a funny ad, anyway you look at it.  It finally explains why all men want a garage and/or a workshop when they are looking for a new house.  It's a secret porn hide-away.  I like how this guy brags that he has no need for this porn.  Is it the wrong kind of porn or is he just not that kinda guy?  I've got some many questions for him!  Can Hustlers seriously be collector's items?  What kind of collector would want these???  I'm not sure that this environmentally friendly way of cleaning out your garage should really be encouraged.  Can we use some sort of chemical free cleaner on the nudie mags so that they are safe for further distribution??  So many questions, so little time.  lol!  I guess at least he didn't donate them to a school looking for old magazines for art projects!

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This is the greenest lawn mower I've ever seen and will even give you quite the work out while using it!  Better than electric, it's human powered.  Better than a push mower because it uses more muscles.  That's right, a one of a kind, unicycle lawn mower.  I love how you can get training wheels to make your kids do it or ride it off a bike ramp to trim the trees.  The seller is very motivated and creative!  You'll have all your eco-friends drooling with envy.  They'll drool so much you won't even need to water the lawn!  lol

Unicycle Lawnmower

Date: 2008-07-17, 2:40PM EDT

PostingID: 758895089

Oh, I have really known some girls in my time that could have used some pants like these.  Is this like a chastity belt for your dog??  I've been thinking about prostituting my new puppy.  Oh, I mean offering stud service to responsible pet owners who would need to be thoroughly checked out before hand.  These little pants would sure put a stop to that!  The whole idea has me sort of weirded out.  Although my puppy clearly wants to get his groove on.  Or at least he wanted to last night with my fuzzy blanket I was sitting with on the couch...ewwwww!  He used to be so cute. lol  I guess that just shows you -- all guys think about the same thing, regardless of species they're all dogs!  (jk)

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