Funny Online Ads: Pet Adoption

The economy is really effecting all aspects of life.  People are losing their jobs, their homes, their cars and are even forced to give up their pets in some cases.  Have a heart and take some of these homeless pets in.  Someone has to look out for the smallest creatures when there’s a recession.  Little Scoochie wouldn’t make it at the pound.  He’d probably be one of the unlucky ones to be put to sleep.  Not everyone wants a pet like him, it would take a very special home indeed.  For one, you have to be a Jerry Springer lover…  Scoochie is a weird name — I guess it’s because he scooches across the floor.  It’d be nice to have him sleeping in bed with you at night, right?  Ewwwwwww.

Originally Posted: Mon, 13 Oct 02:15 CDT

Pet roach – Scoochie


Date: 2008-10-13, 2:15AM CDT

I am having to part with my pet roach, as I am no longer able to afford to feed him. With the way the economy is going, I am forced to do this. It hurts to let him go, as I have been with him since he was just a larvae. He loves sitting in your hand and watching Jerry Springer, and will sometimes crawl up your pants at night to keep warm. Items included will be his 2 story deluxe shoebox highrise, custom yarn leash, and miniature food and water bowls along with a 6 pack of Coors light, his favorite beer. I will need to interview the prospective caretakers to find the right fit, and a small adoption fee may apply (he is up to date on his shots, and has recently been wormed). Please, help me find Scoochie a forever home!!

 

877016377 Funny Online Ads: Pet Adoption

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