Well, if you have ever wondered what shepherds do to kill time, here is the answer.  You get a viral video of "Extreme sheep LED art".  It must have been a lot of work for them, so I hope that it makes you smile!

There's a brand new reality show out starting that takes a group of atheists and tries to convert them.  The prize?  What else besides eternal salvation!!  Oh, and you have a chance to win a trip to a religion's place of pilgrammage.  That in itself might be worth converting for some people.  Travel is an eye opening, although expensive, adventure.  I'd love to visit Mecca, the Vatican, Tibet, Jerusalem or Ephesus.  How could you not convert with a trip and eternal salvation on the line???

It's based out of Turkey and features a group of tried and true non-believers who will be confronted by a Muslim Imam, a Catholic priest, a Buddhist monk and a Jewish rabbi.  Maybe confronted is not the word they promote.  I'm sure they say persuasion.  But you say persuasion, I say coercion.  Whatever.  Hilarity is sure to ensue.

Although a non-believe myself (obviously), I think this is actually a pretty cool idea.  It would definitely give you exposure to different ideas, theologies, and beliefs which only the closed minded would not be interested in.  You'd get a chance to meet new people and hear about their religions.  There's some controversy over having non-Muslim religions promoted in Turkey.  I can't even imagine the controversy that would emerge if this show was tried in the U.S.

People tend to stick to their belief systems unquestioningly.  Maybe this show could open people's eyes to religions, different religions or maybe the atheists could get a couple of converts!!  Absolutely a great idea for a television show.  Oh reality tv, what would I do with you?

Check out the online ad I found on kijiji today.  Absolutely hysterical!  Willing to pay you $12, empty slurpee cups and pocket lint for a pair of bikes.  Yeah, I think I am too buddy.  lol  I don't know how many monorails there are installed on private houses here but I guess it's worth a shot!  From the title I thought it was another one of those -- "hey, do you want to invest in my spectacularly stupid companies that are sure to lose money like crazy " ads.  Or maybe one of those "I'm a poor single parent with no money and no hope of having any money" ads that are always trying to get free stuff but only really valuable stuff for free.  You know the ads I mean.  Seriously, does anyone give away flat screen t.v.'s, brand new high end brand name baby clothes, grocery gift certificates for organic stores or anything really for free?  I mean there's free stuff listed online, for sure but some people ask for absolutely everything -- even the kitchen sink for free.  GET A JOB!  I know it's tough out there but there's always some way to make it.  It's not up to everyone else in the country to support you.  Anyways, now that I'm ranting, here's the funny ad!

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Carrie Fisher did quick speech at a roast for George Lucas and totally stole the show. This is one of the best roast speeches that I have seen and I must admit that I really didn't see it coming from her. She steals the show.

I've got two kids -- one's 14 and the other is 3.  Unfortunately (for me at least), I'm currently teaching them both how to drive.  Our oldest got his license last summer but is only really starting to get behind the wheel right now.  It's scary as heck -- for both of us as well as other drivers, pedestrians, trees, etc.  We just gave our 3 year old a Power Wheels Barbie Jeep for her birthday so we're having to teach her how to drive as well.  So far she's only ran over the dog once, so that's good news!  I'm wondering how high our insurance bills are going to go now that they're both "behind the wheel".

I should do a poll of the top 10 auto insurance companies to see who will give me the lowest quote! lol  We're going to need some serious coverage for the power wheels as well as for our car.  And maybe some more anti-anxiety medications for Mom too!

I've heard of some pretty funny/weird "how we met" stories but this one really takes the cake.  And it takes it really fast too!  I can't imagine that this guy will find this girl that he "bumped into" but perhaps if people keep spreading the word she'll hear about it.  It sure would make a great story to tell their grandkids one day.

The first sentence of the ad alone makes you stop and think WTF?  Streaking?  That's right the guy was completely nude except his new shoes (which I'm sure aren't the only thing she noticed) and he's looking for the girl who tripped him.  Maybe he can spend his $100 on taking her for dinner...

The Streaker Tripper - m4w

Date: 2009-03-01, 3:26AM EST

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Times are tough in the current economy and people really need to work at finding jobs.  I think this guy here has a great idea.  He tricked me into looking at his ad by advertising an Ass Kicking Machine!  The machine itself is glorious and shows off his impressive skills.  Plus, if you don't give him a job, he's got a machine to take care of you!!!!  Absolutely hysterical and ingenious.  This guy definitely deserves some credit.  I like the fine use of shoes too as everyone knows I'm a self-confessed shoe addict.  This machine could even be environmentally friendly if it's made with repurposed shoes and sustainably harvested local wood.  lol  I'm not sure if he's looking for compensation for himself with remodelling at $20 - $25 an hour or if that's what he wants to pay the perfect person to do the job that any ass could do...

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Date: 2007-08-28, 2:34PM PDT

I am looking for candidates to try out my new invention for a carnival. I need people with a good strong butt. Duties involve sustained blows to the rear by different brands of shoes attached to a rotating ferris wheel device. This job is not for people that have hemmroids or any other ailments of that nature. Must be able to pass background, have a clean/ perfect DMV and pass a drug test from hair samples. Basically im like any other company I want that perfect person for a job that any ass can do. Oh and If you need any remodeling done I have 10+ years experience and my own tools.

Mike Stamps
San Clemente, Ca
850 529-0478
or mikelstamps@yahoo.com

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Okay, this is a funny ad, anyway you look at it.  It finally explains why all men want a garage and/or a workshop when they are looking for a new house.  It's a secret porn hide-away.  I like how this guy brags that he has no need for this porn.  Is it the wrong kind of porn or is he just not that kinda guy?  I've got some many questions for him!  Can Hustlers seriously be collector's items?  What kind of collector would want these???  I'm not sure that this environmentally friendly way of cleaning out your garage should really be encouraged.  Can we use some sort of chemical free cleaner on the nudie mags so that they are safe for further distribution??  So many questions, so little time.  lol!  I guess at least he didn't donate them to a school looking for old magazines for art projects!

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Oh, I have really known some girls in my time that could have used some pants like these.  Is this like a chastity belt for your dog??  I've been thinking about prostituting my new puppy.  Oh, I mean offering stud service to responsible pet owners who would need to be thoroughly checked out before hand.  These little pants would sure put a stop to that!  The whole idea has me sort of weirded out.  Although my puppy clearly wants to get his groove on.  Or at least he wanted to last night with my fuzzy blanket I was sitting with on the couch...ewwwww!  He used to be so cute. lol  I guess that just shows you -- all guys think about the same thing, regardless of species they're all dogs!  (jk)

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I found this Craigs list ad that has really got me thinking.  It actually made me take out my thinking touque and put it on.  If you don't know what a touque is, don't worry.  We'll show you what they are when we invade your country -- lol.

A plea for help to my Canadian bretheren

Date: 2008-09-08, 3:21PM PDT

I am honestly making this request from the bottom of my heart. Some of us down here in the States need your help. We want you to invade the United States. We have nut jobs in this country and they are actually getting elected to office.

Now I know what you are thinking: "But you hosers have made your own mess down there, we don't want anything to do with you." And you're right, but we do have a few things to offer you, here are eight reasons why you should invade:

1. Hockey. I know, you're wondering how the US can give Canada Hockey? But the majority of the NHL teams are in the US and let's be honest, we don't exactly treat them the way they deserve to be treated, they are considered second class sports by most Americans. Ask the average American who won the Stanley cup and they will stare at you blankly. You can have all our hockey teams and give those boys the love they deserve, besides all the players are already Canadian.

2. Unlimited Expansion of Tim Horton's. Look, if you haven't noticed we Americans have a weight problem, we're fat. I'm eating a hotdog, drinking a milkshake and injecting my veins with butter as I write this. We all know that Timmy's coffee and Donuts are far better than our beloved Dunkin' Donuts down here so Timmy's will have no problem finding customers.

3. Billions of Health care dollars. We pay more per capita for healthcare than you do, but over 50 million of us do not even have insurance. Do you know what that means? You can take over the private health care industry and combine it with your national health care system and you will have billions of dollars left over. All you need is to consolidate the mess we call private health insurance here and you will be swimming in cash, just like the private insurance companies are.

4. Republican Daughters. Just look at our Republican daughters. The Bush girls have been getting drunk every chance they get since they were teenagers. We know Palin's daughter has no problem with pre-marital sex. John McCain's wife was willing to have an affair with him while he was still married. These women are the best of both worlds, lady's in public and freaks behind closed doors. You can bring these girls to meet mom then take them home for a wild ride.

5. The White Spot Restaurant. If you saw the diversity, or lack thereof, at the Republican convention then you would know that an eatery named "The White Spot" would be wildly popular here in the US.

6. Guns. I know Canada has some tight regulations regarding guns, but we have none of that here. You can shoot someone in the face and suffer no consequences, just ask our current Vice President. So for those of you who like to shoot things, come on down.

7. Comedy. We have this hilarious station down here that is all comedy, all the time. No, not Comedy Central, it's called Fox News and it is hilarious. They pretend to be fair and balanced when they are really anything but, it really is funny.

8. Canadian Bacon. Once again our fatness is our weakness. Just cut it into the shape of a gun or a naked woman and we will never stop eating, your bacon industry will explode.

So there you go, eight reasons why you need to cross the border and invade us. Please help us. You will find about half of the country will welcome you with open arms. Thanks to our invasion of Iraq there should be no problem with one country invading another sovereign country, Russia has already exercised this new option.

I have my Canadian flag ready!

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