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Weird Online Ad: Used Prison Potty!

I'm all for re-use and recycling but this ad really takes the cake.  It's definitely a few steps past the line for me anyways.  I can't imagine what the heck you'd do with it.  A decorative planter for the front yard?  I'm sure the neighbors would love it.  How about putting it in the corner of your teenager's room to remind them of how much worse things could be?  I certainly wouldn't want my beer touching it...Just imagine how filthy disgustingly dirty it must be.  Bleach can only do so much.  Anyone have any creative re-use ideas for this??

 

 

PRISON Potty / Latrine

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Description Stainless Steel Prison Latrine, removed from a Jail renovation a few years back. Great conversation piece either for back yard or a prop for your next party (run the beer hoses through it) or whatever. $150 or Best offer. 
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Date Posted June 02, 2009
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Re-Use Project Gives A Whole New Meaning To The Term Disk Drive

This creative reuse project gives a whole new meaning to the term disk drive. I guess that's why they've got such a wickedly awesome personalized plate! This car even has old computer keys attached all the way along the windshield although it's hard to tell from this shot.  They're the white bumps on either side and on the steering wheel console.

Who even knew that these disks came in such a wide range of colours?  I love the pattern they've created with diagonal lines going across the hood like a quilt made by your Gramma.  This is definitely a creative re-use of old materials that gives people something neat to look at while, at the same time, keeping it all out of the landfill.  I'm not sure I'd really recommend gluing random stuff to your car but it definitely does show what can be done!

Disk drive by daniel spils.

Funny Online Ads -- Best How We Met Story EVER!!!

I've heard of some pretty funny/weird "how we met" stories but this one really takes the cake.  And it takes it really fast too!  I can't imagine that this guy will find this girl that he "bumped into" but perhaps if people keep spreading the word she'll hear about it.  It sure would make a great story to tell their grandkids one day.

The first sentence of the ad alone makes you stop and think WTF?  Streaking?  That's right the guy was completely nude except his new shoes (which I'm sure aren't the only thing she noticed) and he's looking for the girl who tripped him.  Maybe he can spend his $100 on taking her for dinner...

The Streaker Tripper - m4w


Date: 2009-03-01, 3:26AM EST

I was streaking through the Diag Friday night at 2:15 am. Coming around the corner of State and Liberty, fast as a naked blur, I bumped into you and we both fell to the ground. I was a little upset with you at first, cuz I scratched my right butt cheek pretty bad, but I knew it was my fault. You said, "Nice New Balances," And all I could say was, "Thanks," with the adrenaline still rushing. In less awkward circumstances, I would have liked to talk to you. I had never run into a girl that fast or naked before... I didn't know how to respond so I helped you up quickly and kept running. Since my friends paid me $100 for making it to Kerrytown with just my socks, shoes, and a big smile, I'd like to take you on a date. You looked pretty fit so maybe you'd like to go for a run sometime. Hit me up! Bye!
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Environmental Friendliness (or Lack Thereof) of Used Condoms

Condom Vase - Sonic Design by greco2104.

An article I wrote on lip gloss and Aids had me wondering about the effect on the environment of condoms.  There doesn't really seem to be any definitive answer on this.  One piece of advice is to always use a condom.  The rate of HIV infection is soaring as are the rates of many STD's.  That's not even mentioning the unplanned pregnancy issues involved.

One sure solution is to not flush condoms.  They may look disgusting and gross in the garbage can but when flushed can lead to all kinds of issues.  They can clog your plumbing and lead to some expensive (and embarassing!) plumbing bills.  They could end out having to be "fished out" of the infrastructure's solid waste treatment facilities...imagine having that job:(  The worst though is to have used condoms end up in lakes, rivers, and oceans.  There are thousands and thousands of them stuck to coral, floating on the surfaces, ending up on beaches and endangering water life.  It is recommended to wrap the used condom in toliet paper (not plastic) and dispose of in the garbage.

On the issue of biodegradability, there is great debate.  The non-latex PVC condoms are made from plastic and are definitely NOT biodegradable.  Sheep-skin condoms are biodegradable but do not protect against STD's.  The pores of the skin are small enough to keep the sperm in but not small enough to ensure safety when it comes to HIV and STD's.  This is a good choice though if you are in a monogamous relationship with someone who has been tested.  Make sure that these are still placed in the garbage though.  While they are compostable, the scent will attract animals.  Oh, and that's pretty disgusting!

So that leaves us with regular latex condoms.  The latex in and of itself is not an issue.  It comes from rubber trees and is completely biodegradable.  The bodily fluids are biodegradable.  What causes an issue is how the latex is processed and the chemicals (spermicide and lubricants) used on the exterior of the condom.  There are lots of environmentally friendly, organic and biodegradable lubricants on the market that could be used which would probably help.  The vulcanizers that are used to harden the rubber (tiny immature giggle) is said by some to make the latex unable to biodegrade overtime.  The effects of the spermicide are also not good as this can leech into groundwater and become a contaminant.

The important thing to remember is to make sure that condoms ARE used.  There are new research and production techniques being tested.  Specifically, Nantex in Brazil is making small numbers of environmentally friendly condoms as we speak!  Ensure that all condoms go to in the garbage instead of down the toliet and keep your eyes and ears open for new condoms coming to the market.

Funny Online Ads -- Best "Looking for Work" Ad I've Ever Seen!

Times are tough in the current economy and people really need to work at finding jobs.  I think this guy here has a great idea.  He tricked me into looking at his ad by advertising an Ass Kicking Machine!  The machine itself is glorious and shows off his impressive skills.  Plus, if you don't give him a job, he's got a machine to take care of you!!!!  Absolutely hysterical and ingenious.  This guy definitely deserves some credit.  I like the fine use of shoes too as everyone knows I'm a self-confessed shoe addict.  This machine could even be environmentally friendly if it's made with repurposed shoes and sustainably harvested local wood.  lol  I'm not sure if he's looking for compensation for himself with remodelling at $20 - $25 an hour or if that's what he wants to pay the perfect person to do the job that any ass could do...

 

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Date: 2007-08-28, 2:34PM PDT

I am looking for candidates to try out my new invention for a carnival. I need people with a good strong butt. Duties involve sustained blows to the rear by different brands of shoes attached to a rotating ferris wheel device. This job is not for people that have hemmroids or any other ailments of that nature. Must be able to pass background, have a clean/ perfect DMV and pass a drug test from hair samples. Basically im like any other company I want that perfect person for a job that any ass can do. Oh and If you need any remodeling done I have 10+ years experience and my own tools.

Mike Stamps
San Clemente, Ca
850 529-0478
or mikelstamps@yahoo.com

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Clorox Sponsors Grafitti, Cleanliness Results!

Reverse Graffiti, Reverse Graffiti San Francisco, Reverse Graffiti Paul Curtis, Reverse Graffiti project, Greenworks Reverse Graffiti, San Francisco Broadway Tunnel Reverse Graffiti, San Francisco Broadway Tunnel eco-art, San Francisco environmental art, San Francisco Broadway Tunnel mural, graf5

Reverse Graffiti, Reverse Graffiti San Francisco, Reverse Graffiti Paul Curtis, Reverse Graffiti project, Greenworks Reverse Graffiti, San Francisco Broadway Tunnel Reverse Graffiti, San Francisco Broadway Tunnel eco-art, San Francisco environmental art, San Francisco Broadway Tunnel mural, graf3

Reverse Graffiti, Reverse Graffiti San Francisco, Reverse Graffiti Paul Curtis, Reverse Graffiti project, Greenworks Reverse Graffiti, San Francisco Broadway Tunnel Reverse Graffiti, San Francisco Broadway Tunnel eco-art, San Francisco environmental art, San Francisco Broadway Tunnel mural, graf2

 

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In some of the cleanest graffiti I've ever seen, Green Works by Clorox sponsored this reverse graffiti process.  It combines guerilla style street art, graffiti and environmental awareness by cleaning off layers of dirt from filthy walls to reveal a beautiful look at what could be there instead of dirt, grime and urban sprawl.

Each blade of grass is painstakingly clean off to reveal an incredible outdoor scene full of flowers, trees, hills and a really clean Green Works logo.  Green Works is the line of Clorox that uses natural cleansers instead of their traditional bleach laden chemical cleaners.  I can attest to the fact that these cleaners work as good as, maybe even better than, they're older counter parts.  I've always been allergic to bleach but have had no problem at all working with the Green works product line.

This project of the Reverse Graffitti Team in particular is a 140 foot mural in San Francisco's Broadway tunnel.  The team is lead by artist Paul Curtis who has done similar reverse graffiti green art projects in the past.  This is definitely something I'd love to see more of!

What the ?%$! Was the Kraft Canada Company Thinking????

Okay, so I'm making the kids KD for lunch on Valentine's day.  You know, Kraft Diner macaroni.  On the package it shows a website to go to to enter contests.  So, I go to the website and register for an account at unikd.com.

I've attached the e-mail I got back from them confirming my registration at the bottom of this post.  I removed my name, email address and account information for obvious reasons but other than that, the email is intact as it was sent to me.  Look carefully for the word "pimptastic".

Pimptastic -- I couldn't believe it!  What kind of word is that for a company to use in an email geared to teens.  I realize that kids said stupid things like "pimping" or "pimptastic" but I couldn't believe that a company would use it in a marketing campaign.

It actually gets worse.  If you go to their site, you play games and various things to collect points.  There are different levels you can be according to how many points you have -- Superstar all the way down to Hobo.  That's right, Hobo level!  I was shocked that a company would use a term for homeless people who's situation is tragic and life threatening to describe the lowest level of their point system.  What the hell were these people thinking???

Obviously, I shot off an email to complain to them.  I haven't received a response yet but I'll post it here if I get anything back from them.  I suggest that you as a reader check it out and send a compaint to them as well.  Marketers have to know that it's not okay to sink to the lowest common denominator to try to reel our kids into spending more money.  If I don't allow my teenager to speak that way, I certainly won't condone a huge company speaking that way to children and consumers in general.

Not Your Traditional Christmas Ornaments: 15 Ornaments for Those Non-Traditional Trees

Not Your Traditional Christmas Ornaments: 15 Ornaments for Those Non-Traditional Trees Not everyone wants to have photos of their kids hanging from every branch and home-made ornaments that kids have made at school. Not everyone likes candy canes (I guess). It's good everyone likes different things. The world would be so boring if everyone was all the same. I think we all have one or two wacky ornaments on our trees. We have a Christmas pickle for some reason. Here are some other people's special ornaments.

Funny Hospital Signs

Funny Hospital Signs

Hospitals generally try to be professional, useful, and sometimes informative. When this fails, they sometimes end up being funny or just plain creepy. Here are a few amusing examples.

Family planning advice use rear entrance

Not Your Traditional Christmas Trees: 15 Trees That Will Make You Scratch Your Head

beer tree

Not Your Traditional Christmas Trees: 15 Trees That Will Make You Scratch Your Head

Not everyone has or wants the traditional tree that the term Christmas tree brings to mind. Check out some of these alternatives to the regular standard trees. They don't all scream Christmas to me but they're definitely different!

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